So, as usual, here's some bullshit story as to why I was missing for the past couple months.
I decided to cryopreserve myself for a year, just to see if my hypothesis still holds. And I took another 2 extra months to finish recording all my findings in my cute pink crap book. Oh, sorry. Scrap book. Whatever.
What hypothesis, you say?
Well, frankly, to see if the state of living in Bangalore will improve with time. I know, I know. I'm such a funny guy.
The first thing I noticed as I stepped out of my make-shift-cum-believe cryopreserver capsule was that it's fucking hot out here. I wonder what the fuck happened. I clambered back to my chill pod to muster as less of heat as possible and got out again. The cold instantaneously disappeared.
"Alright, my first finding!", I thought to myself. Sheesh, of all of the two kinds of news, Bangalore welcomes me back with the bad kind. I was quite appalled at the state of weather I'm in now. No longer is Bangalore a place bereft of hot, parching climate; a trait that I've grown fondly to as the days passed, years before. This can only mean one of multiple things.
Overpopulation.
Haha, see what I did there?
Overpopulation leading to more buildings and roads leading to more spawning of vehicles and clearing of trees leading to more air pollution. Does it stop there? I have no idea.
Well, let me get back to my crap book and I'll post my other findings later.
